So I was asked to talk for half an hour at a conference about datacenter infrastructure and so I figured that I wanted to wake up people before they had to look at my slides for 30 minutes. 🙂 So usually people will talk about what they do and who they are. I figured that I might as well make a minute and a half trailer for a fictional movie starring me since it would be something different. It’s a bit of a shameless self promotion, I know. 😀 Somewhat over the top.